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Ich Habe Keine Angst Vor Euch!

 

serkets:

itsgayerinenochian:

creepyjirachi:

"you can’t be just friends with people of the gender you’re attracted to"
myth actually true. i, as a bisexual, can confirm that i have no friends.

pansexuals spend their lives in solitude, with only rocks for company

meanwhile asexuals are friends with everyone. literally every single person on the planet. i do not know how i remember so many names

(via mooseinacup)

8/29/2014 - Video

asynchronoustiger:

itsquizzy:

DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN

SHOTS FIRED

(Source: sandandglass, via bannannibal)

8/29/2014 - Photo

dragonsupremacy:

moonglade-poetess:

tastefullyoffensive:

Bop it, Twist it, Pull it, Spin it, Flick it.


fixed it.

straight male humour: “I’m a clumsy dumbass who won’t take 2 minutes to learn how to make a girl cum”

dragonsupremacy:

moonglade-poetess:

tastefullyoffensive:

Bop it, Twist it, Pull it, Spin it, Flick it.

fixed it.

straight male humour: “I’m a clumsy dumbass who won’t take 2 minutes to learn how to make a girl cum”

(Source: memewhore, via bannannibal)

Ugh, so some fraudulent company got ahold of my debit card information and suddenly today my card was declined in the store. So I call my bank and there is some charge of $97 that I didn’t authorize on my account. I googled the company and it’s some company based in California that sells facial products and there are a SHAT ton of complaints about this company. These people are saying that they ordered a sample online and was charged this money afterward, but, I never even ordered a sample. I couldn’t give a crap about some facial creme. So, now I’ve had to cancel my card and I have to go to the bank tomorrow and file a report and such to try and get my money back. God dangit, man. For as many things as the internet is good for, it’s also bad for a lot of things too.

curvellas:

tumblr made me a much more tolerant and less judgmental person like my cousin be like “omg look at that bitch eyebrows she drew them damn near in her hairline” and i’m like shrug maybe the bitch wanted to have eyebrows in her hairline you don’t know shit about her life.

(via tiocfaidharlulz)

billywick:

daverdad:

the entire lord of the rings from the rings perspective

hand hand river dirt gollum hobbits pockets pockets finger envelope fire hand neck neck finger hobbits neck neck neck pocket finger LAVA

(via fwestfal)

billy-pilgrims:

[writes paper] this doesnt make any sense [prints it] [doesn’t proofread] [hands it in for a grade]

(via fwestfal)

aidn:

i bet if police dogs knew the police were racist they would quit

(via fwestfal)